Sorry, Wrong Number
Hello World,
Have any of you ever received crazy calls from someone trying to reach someone else? And what the caller says is so crazy that it leaves you wondering? I have.
I got a new cell phone in March and I keep on getting all these calls from people asking for "Dwight". "Well sorry, I don’t look very much like a Dwight. When I run into one, I’ll be sure to let you know."
When I was fifteen years old I got this crazy phone call from this man (this had to be the nuttiest!). He started to reprimand me and I remember sitting there thinking "whoa". He said "this is your father speaking". I had to interrupt his tirade to inform him that this was a wrong number. "Oh" he said, sounding oh so incredibly humbled.
My latest wrong number was a real doozy. An angry woman called me and said "Stay the f**k away from my man or I’ll kick your a**. I didn’t even have the chance to tell her that I wasn’t the one. I’m a happily married woman. I did feel compelled however to ask my husband if he had an angry ex-girlfriend I didn’t know about.
Well here’s to all those wrong numbers. Sometimes I think the call is going to be important when —. So to all those callers out there, I hope you someday reach the one you are seeking. Peace out everyone!
